Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TSTF has a tom tit in the garden would you adam and eve it.

 

[Rocky]

Pete's day so far can be summed up as: 'got to me mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots'.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's recipe for pie, mash and liquor contains a bit too much brandy for my liking.

 

[Rocky]

Pete has a question.

What do you call mixing coffee and hard liquor?

Getting ready for work.