Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TSTF has a tom tit in the garden would you adam and eve it.

 

[Rocky]

Pete's day so far can be summed up as: 'got to me mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots'.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's recipe for pie, mash and liquor contains a bit too much brandy for my liking.

 

[Rocky]

Pete has a question.

What do you call mixing coffee and hard liquor?

Getting ready for work.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has his kite at the ready - it's windy so that's ok and it's a Saturday and we all know that Saturday's alright for kiting.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has lost his kite. It flew off and is now nesting in some tall trees. He is expecting more kites later in the summer, Red ones.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP has lost his kite. It flew off and is now nesting in some tall trees. He is expecting more kites later in the summer, Red ones.

Speicher is going to find his kites
and stick them together with dynamite.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is marketing a cuppa called TN Tea and has had several enquiries from Homeland Security already.

 

[stephec]

AP is an expert at using food to make explosions.

 

[Speicher]

ACP Stephec has trooped down to London for some plane spotting.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher passed Stephec as she was travelling up to London

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of plane spotting, see that plane crash in India?

Yep, that was ACP.

I am not at liberty to say how he did it, but needless to say, the authorities are on to him.

He only meant to blow the bloody doors off, too!

Run Pete, RUN!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug knows that the more "sensitive" population of Cyclechat rarely stumble into this dark alley of a thread and he can get away with his Italian Job spoiler.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug knows that the more "sensitive" population of Cyclechat rarely stumble into this dark alley of a thread and he can get away with his Italian Job spoiler.

Sick with Spag Bol, ACP much prefers an 'Indian Job' these days anyway

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB attempted to learn to cook. He gave up after his Chili Con Cannae