Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Owing to a weak bladder TSTF is in and out of the loo like a fiddlers elbow.

At the local dancing classes, ACP dances in way which everyone else describes as being the

'Toddler's Elbow'

 

[accountantpete]

MDB is into double yellow line dancing - which invariably starts when he leaves the pub at 11.00

 

[Speicher]

ACP tried tap dancing, He has just ordered new taps from Home base.

 

[stephec]

Speicher gave up tap dancing because she kept falling off the sink.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec cleans his fishmongers sinks with Mr Mussel

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP likes to use a real kipper as a tie

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker likes to double dip at his local.

 

[stephec]

Ming is more of a skinny dipper, and banned from all council swimming pools in a fifty mile radius of home.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming is more of a skinny dipper, and banned from all council swimming pools in a fifty mile radius of home.

Steph is a chicken dipper and loves nothing better that to be smeared all over in Worcestershire Sauce!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is a connoisseur of Chinese sauces and his homemade Lee Kee Loo sauce has won many awards

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is a connoisseur of Chinese sauces and his homemade Lee Kee Loo sauce has won many awards

ACP has invented a new Chinese dish, yes, it's true you know!

There is just one problem though.

He's called it

"Sum Wun Big Poo"

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has solved the question of eating soup with chopsticks - he's got the problem licked.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has solved the question of eating soup with chopsticks - he's got the problem licked.

In an attempt to entertain some Chinese friends, ACP tried to make bird's nest soup.

Unfortunately, there were too many twigs for it to be particularly nice and besides, Mr and Mrs Blackbird and their chicks were not impressed and the RSPB are now onto him too, not to mention the RSPCA.


Disclaimer: No Blackbirds were harmed in the making of this post.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's Chinese Cookery school for Scouts called Chow Mein Camp has run into trouble with its name.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's Chinese Cookery school for Scouts called Chow Mein Camp has run into trouble with its name.

ACP hasn't just seen my post about 'toasting people'.