accountantpete
OAP
TSTF wants to get into somnambulism and has been advised to take it one step at a time.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
ACP knows TBT sleepwalked into that comment.
... Having to look up what Somnambulism meant? Moi?
No, never!
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB thought Some Ambulism was an ambulance spotting activity
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Forced out of his 'life of Rilley' and back into the real world to make money, TBT now works for one of these accident claim companies and chases ambulances in his Yugo.
accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug has made an insurance claim for Miss Whiplash neck injuries
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
ACP just wants the whip on his body, he's not interested in insurance, in fact, he wants to be TREATED like dirt!!
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
When MDB gets dirty his mum puts him in a hot bath. He's always in hot water at home.
accountantpete
OAP
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
During his trucking days AccyPete's Citizen Band radio call sign was "Rubber Duck".
accountantpete
OAP
At school, stephec had a rubber on the end of his pencil - which made his classmates giggle.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
To allay any doubt, ACP has a semi in Condom, France.
You are talking to a guy who's Mum moved to Canada to teach in the early '70s' and found out what a 'rubber' was after an entirely innocent query.
You are talking to a guy who's Mum moved to Canada to teach in the early '70s' and found out what a 'rubber' was after an entirely innocent query.
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accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug is a Continental airbnb rentals advisor with intimate knowledge of French Letters.
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
In this very hot weather, ACP drinks a chilled Entente Cordial.
accountantpete
OAP
After drinking too much cordial before appering on Blockbusters Speicher had to ask Bob Holness if she could have a pee please Bob?
