Post a lie about the poster above.

[postman]

ACP once asked a Blackpool Tower employee,do people fall off the Tower often,the man replied no only once.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Postie went to the Blackpool Tower Ballroom. He was most disappointed when there were no balls to play with.

 

[accountantpete]

TSTF has booked into his favourite Blackpool hotel room with en suite slot machine

 

[Speicher]

ACP wants to look very smart and has had a three piece suite made-to-measure.

 

[Moon bunny]

During her courting days, Speicher's beau rang her one hot July day, and asked if she wanted to go out, she replied, "No, it's too hot to woo".

 

[stephec]

MB once wrote a guide book for dating called The Wit to Woo.

©Sid James 1972.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec writes a gossip column called Who's Wooing Who.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

AccyPete writes an agony aunt column under the bye line of Auntie Angst

 

[accountantpete]

TSTF writes to Agony Aunts under the psuedonym I.P. Freely

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

AccyPete wrote the novel "The Great Flood of China" using the pen name Wan Lang Pee

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AccyPete wrote the novel "The Great Flood of China" using the pen name Wan Lang Pee

TBT real name is Hugh J'Bummole.

 

[stephec]

MDB writes erotic fiction under the pen name of Juan King.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB writes erotic fiction under the pen name of Juan King.

Being a real hell - raiser, Stephec once wrote about sex in an old folks home called '50 shades of beige'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has always wanted to try a "96"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In his youth, ACP liked to experiment and once got off with a guy (ooh err!).

Unfortunately, ACP had eaten a lot and also was not feeling so well, so the other guy got a '99' instead! 🤣💩🤣