accountantpete
OAP
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
When ACP was out hiking one day, he fell and broke his ankle.
By chance, Ross Kemp just happened to be walking past and ACP's ankle miraculously healed itself on the spot!
By chance, Ross Kemp just happened to be walking past and ACP's ankle miraculously healed itself on the spot!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Back when Milzy was a drugs mule, he'd put pot in the belly of a pig.
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accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug aspired to be a drug mule but never made it beyond being a drug ass.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
ACP spent 5 years in HMP Haverigg for smuggling aspirin onto the Isle of Wight.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Moon bunny once had a job painting the Needles white. Bit like the Forth road bridge she would just finish, and then have to go back to the start.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Milzy has the national anthem set as a ringtone in case the King should call.
accountantpete
OAP
Drago has Take A Walk On The Wild Side on his ringtone in case Kate should call.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Accountant Pete keeps his phone on silent as ringtone aren't tax deductible.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Drago's ring tone is Wagner's Ring Cycle, in it's entirety.
He loves it so much he never answers and then gets annoyed when people give up, ring off and the music stops.
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
The least said about MDB's ring the better
26 x 25's interior design company failed after it's first client,a Japanese man asked for a statue in the entrance hall of his new mansion.26 x 25 filled the place with marble statues of Greek Gods,Egyptian Deities and all other manner of Asian Holy men.The Japanese client went mad when he walked in and saw them.No no you not understand he said,i want ,ring ring ring ring,pick uppie, heroo is statue.
