Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

The "True Facts About Mad Doug Biker" thread was shut down by the mods after just 30 minutes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When ACP was out hiking one day, he fell and broke his ankle.
By chance, Ross Kemp just happened to be walking past and ACP's ankle miraculously healed itself on the spot!

 

[Milzy]

MDB has a pet pot belly pig & lets it sleep in the bedrooms on the bed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has a pet pot belly pig & lets it sleep in the bedrooms on the bed.

Back when Milzy was a drugs mule, he'd put pot in the belly of a pig.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug aspired to be a drug mule but never made it beyond being a drug ass.

 

[Moon bunny]

ACP spent 5 years in HMP Haverigg for smuggling aspirin onto the Isle of Wight.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Moon bunny once had a job painting the Needles white. Bit like the Forth road bridge she would just finish, and then have to go back to the start.

 

[Milzy]

M.T.M keeps playing the Boon theme tune, High Ho silver! He’s mad on Jim Diamond.

 

[Drago]

Milzy has the national anthem set as a ringtone in case the King should call.

 

[accountantpete]

Drago has Take A Walk On The Wild Side on his ringtone in case Kate should call.

 

[Drago]

Accountant Pete keeps his phone on silent as ringtone aren't tax deductible.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Accountant Pete keeps his phone on silent as ringtone aren't tax deductible.

Drago's ring tone is Wagner's Ring Cycle, in it's entirety.

He loves it so much he never answers and then gets annoyed when people give up, ring off and the music stops.