Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Stephec has been barred from entering Bolton's Morris dancing competition. The reason? He was wearing a garter with his socks









and nothing else.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher...just cant resist a happy slap.

 

[davdandy]

Speicher like to slap the bottoms of old ladies in the park.

 

[stephec]

Dav likes a Happy Shopper, he can't walk past one without nipping in for one of those small bags of sweets.

He's hoping to join a support group for his addiction, but apparently there's a two year waiting list.

 

[davdandy]

It is true i have a Vimto addiction,but having a Happy Shopper one is a total lie.Stephec knows more than anyone that i only go there for the company.

 

[Speicher]

Davdandy went into his local Tesco and used the self service till. He was alarmed to find a £250,000,000 error in the bagging area.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rockymountain... takes his morning shower in a fountain!

 

[Speicher]

PaulSecteur....his middle name is Hector.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher... always has ribbons in her hair.

(Yeah, that's a poor one... but what else rhymes with Speicher?!?!?)

 

[Andy_R]

PS isn't a poet, and he doesn't know it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy_R... hasn't got a sense of direction so he doesn't ride far (from his house)

 

[Speicher]

Paul Secteur drives a Jensen Interceptor.

 

[colly]

Rocky/Jason King..........................one and the same.

 

[stephec]

Colly was once mistaken for a seventies TV crime fighter, unfortunately for him it was Purdy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec has the hots for Purdy. Unfortunately he propositioned colly