Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

You can always rely on 26x in a crisis: yup, there he goes....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie will make a mountain out of a molehill. But what does he make the mountain out of...? Its all the moles that have been digging in his back yard.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS was a mole at MI6. Yes - that's it on 007's arse

 

[accountantpete]

26 prefers his porridge stirred but not shaken.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has a small plastic duck in his bath. The name? Pond, James Pond.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When AC eats porridge you can actually see a ready-brek style orange glow around him.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul Secteur has an ethereal aura... in case you were wondering what the smell was.

 

[stephec]

Archie only bought a dog so that he had someone to blame the smell on.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec only brought a dog so it didn't look suspicious when they carry little black plastic bags around.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky lives in .......... Barking

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky cant say "Piccadilly" without a bit of a giggle. Dilly...

 

[Archie_tect]

PS can never sign a letter without adding a bit on the end.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archies alphabet has 27 letters.

Yours faithfully,

Paul.

 

[Dayvo]

AT collects bits on the side.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's bits are kept in a small bag... and both of them interchangeable.