Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Speicher was told she would have to study law if she wanted to get to the bar, but she thought 'sod that' and just sat at the Student Union bar for three years instead.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is without equal when it comes to undoing bras












- he's double jointed at the shoulders and easily able to reach around his back.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's thought-police are having a long tea-break...

 

[Dayvo]

Forget bras, where there's muck, there's AP.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky has only be to church twice. Once for the lead off the roof, once for the candlesticks.

Repent your wicked ways.

 

[Dayvo]

RM passed the collection tray at the church.

He'll try and eat anything. No change there.

 

[Andy_R]

Talking of muck, before Dayvo became the Groom of the Stool he was a Gong Farmer

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy_R has just enjoyed another naked Thursday.

Its become such a regular thing that the courts have become very efficient at processing his public indecency offences.

 

[stephec]

PS has never been convicted of a public indecency offence, not surprising considering the reather peculiar hand shake he gave the magistrate.

 

[Andy_R]

stephec knows the airspeed velocity of both European and African Swallows

 

[stephec]

Andy swallows.

 

[Andy_R]

stephec gargles

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy is soooo polite. He only does bottom burps

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 got chucked out of the British Legion for burping the national anthem

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

They wouldn't let Andy into the Foreign Legion because he had already forgotten