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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
Bloodlett has 3224 square acres of land that he regularly farms for sabre toothed opposums. He's going to get rich in the immediate future as the opposum market is booooooooooming
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Andy's been on the blood oranges again.
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
AT can't find the bloody oranges.....again....his Sangria is an utter catastrophe and he's sulking in the pantry....
 

TVC

Guest
Paul invented the reverse peanut butter sandwich. Bread on the inside, peanut butter on the outside. He can't understand why it hasn't caught on.
 

PaulSecteur

No longer a Specialized fanboy
Tvc has got to that point in life where he just isnt bothered if he goes into town while still wearing bedroom slippers. It looked silly doing the mid week shop, but saturday night clubbing?
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Paul may not be the only person to have been told by his daughter that he's wearing his comfy slippers as he's going up the long escalator at The Gate to see a film...
 

PaulSecteur

No longer a Specialized fanboy
Archie likes to go to restaurants and have the waiter describe all the vegan dishes and how they are prepared in great detail. Then says

"I'll have the steak, chips and egg please"
 
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