Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

rocky (real name cupid) is a crack shot with a bow and arrow,.................................. just ask king harold

 

[Oldbloke]

roadrash let me tyres down this morning whilst eating a coconut

 

[Speicher]

Oldbloke is nuts about cocoa.

 

[roadrash]

speicher was coconut special effects artist for this


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8

 

[Toshiba Boy]

roadrash has been a very naughty boy....and no, he's not the Messiah.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky listens to Radio 1 to prove he's thoroughly modern and not fallen behind the times.

Unfortunately the radio has just broke and his fish fingers have burnt - it's all gone Janice Long.

 

[stephec]

Rocky was most pleased when Mrs RM took on a gardener to help with the weeding.

Imagine his surprise when he found her hidden copy of Lady Chatterly's Lover.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec is intending to take a leaf out of Rocky's Gardener's gardening book.

 

[stephec]

Speicher taught Gerald Wiley everything he knew about the art of punning.

 

[TVC]

Stephec only prunes to hear the roses scream.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC tried pruning Roses too, but after a lack of results he found he had brought Quality Street instead.

 

[Archie_tect]

After pruning Paul discovered he's going to be an Indian Chief.

 

[TVC]

Archie is going to stay up all night in case we are again visited by the ghost of Mad Doug Baket.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC doesn't want to get Mud on his Tiger Feet.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort took his rusty vehicle to the greengrocer's to complain of car-rot