Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3530908, member: 259"]The original uncut version of Lord of the Rings included a lengthy sequence in which Rocky argued the toss with Legolas about the introduction of crimplene into seventies leisurewear.[/QUOTE]

That was directly after the (also cut) scene where Mort argued with everyone else that this, the situation they were in, wasn't really 'like the book' so he couldn't accurately look at it to tell them what has about to happen next and avoid all those nasty Orcs and so on.

 

[accountantpete]

The love of the Halflings' leaf has clearly slowed Rocky's mind

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete's obsession with others' rings is reflected in his after dark proclivities. That's why he's after the one ring to rule them all

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky knows that Mad Doug is an Orc and Pete is a Troll

(That's a hat trick of lie posting is just a few words )

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It all turned into a ballroom blitz, when 26x25, standing at the back, said "everyone attack!"

 

[Archie_tect]

If you want to know the time, don't ask Tosh, unless you've got half an hour to spare.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort only goes to three orgies a year.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has framed the Mad Doug Biker "Like" and proudly put it on the mantlepiece.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky never ever checks spellings on Google before posting....

Pete has an old radio made out of Mad Dog Baker like.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky has up to now always said that I'm fantastically intelligent and the cleverest person he knows....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Every now and then, when conditions are just right, Rocky will sneeze, cough, hiccough, burp and fart all at once.

Sometimes a few other things happen too, but this is a clean family forum so the less said about that the better!

 

[stephec]

Rocky still has his ticket stub from the opening night of Gone With The Wind, he hopes to one day put it on eBay to pay for his pension.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec fondly remembers that wartime film about the bouncing bombs and the famous line "frankly my dear, I don't give a dam"

 

[stephec]

Rocky still bemoans the fact that he didn't go to school at St Trinian's.

 

[Andy_R]

Stephec has still got his gymslip