Oldbloke
Guru
- Location
- Mayenne, France
Andy r disrupted his yoga class again having eaten curry beforehand
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Now that oldbloke cant stir his tea, eat a yoghurt or eat soup it turns out the bald kid from "the matrix" was wrong... there actually is a spoon.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
PaulSecteur is not spond of foonerisms.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Someone should tell Rocky that's his shadow...
accountantpete
OAP
Hank Marvin also follows Archie around.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Down the animal hospital, TVC still hopes that Rolf will turn up one day.
It would be so bad, but he has been waiting outside each and every day since February 1996, and no amount of telling by the staff will convince him that he's never coming back!
'Rolfy, oh Rolfy I'll wait for you...... He will come back, he will, you'll see Mum, he WILL!!'
He is always heard crying.
His pet fleas have long since abandonned him and taken up residence elsewhere where they have gone on to lead perfectly normal lives.
It would be so bad, but he has been waiting outside each and every day since February 1996, and no amount of telling by the staff will convince him that he's never coming back!
'Rolfy, oh Rolfy I'll wait for you...... He will come back, he will, you'll see Mum, he WILL!!'
He is always heard crying.
His pet fleas have long since abandonned him and taken up residence elsewhere where they have gone on to lead perfectly normal lives.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Neither are TVC's, they involve Rolf Harris, a young Carol Vordermann and a family size tub of yoghurt
Strangely enough, only the family sized tub of yoghurt has ever turned up at the Animal Hospital.
Strangely enough, only the family sized tub of yoghurt has ever turned up at the Animal Hospital.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
If you go to the end of Platform 9 at Crewe station, next Wednesday evening, you will find MDB's fantasy becoming reality.
The Class 47 diesel 47826 in its west coast livery will depart at 18.56.
The Class 47 diesel 47826 in its west coast livery will depart at 18.56.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher has been getting up the duff again
.... She had just climbed up and cabbed 47401.
.... She had just climbed up and cabbed 47401.
Oldbloke
Guru
- Location
- Mayenne, France
MDB was taken away by officials yesterday after impersonating a deckchair attendant on Clacton pier
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Oldbloke has been banned from Clacton pier for peering at the deckchair attendants. He will appear in court.
