Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

davdandy has now retired from world champion bog snorkelling. The attention he was getting from the female fans was more than he could take

 

[davdandy]

Mort sings like a girl in the shower

 

[davdandy]

Last night while i had my shower after my ride Rocky came in to the room,sat down and ogled me for half an hour.I was totally oblivious that he was there.The dirty effer.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dav also knows that I wasn't alone. Mad Doug was sitting there as well. We both agreed it was the best show we'd seen for years.

Indeed!! Rockaay and I were standing at attention all night after that!!

 

[Dayvo]

Trouble is, MDB stands easy far too quickly.

 

[davdandy]

Don't know what Dayvo is going on about,he has One Direction posters in his bedroom.

 

[TVC]

Dav knows a lady when he sees one.

 

[davdandy]

Velvet tried to kiss me once

 

[TVC]

Dav liked it.

 

[Moon bunny]

TVC has davdandy in his sights:-

 

[Speicher]

Moon Bunny has just rifled through TVC's sock drawer.

 

[TVC]

Nobody knows what Speicher keeps in her drawers.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Nobody knows what Speicher keeps in her drawers.

TVC tried to have a look once.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC tried to have a look once.

TBT has long realised that he would have to shoot her with a tranquilliser dart before embarking on such a venture. For the safety of himself and Speicher, like.

Trouble is, MDB stands easy far too quickly.

Dayvo Dayvo Dayvo...... For the last time, I DON'T NEED TO BUY ANY OF THAT JOB LOT OF VIAGRA YOU GOT!!

 

[Maverick Goose]

MDB likes a line or two of marching ants for breakfast .....deep fried of course.