Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dav only has one nipple and it's on the top of his head. You can guess what his mates call him.

 

[davdandy]

That`s right Velvet,my mates call me Dav.As for Velvet,well that's another matter.I have it on record that he is called Tiny because of what he stacks in his undercrackers.

 

[colly]

DD thinks oral hygiene is very important. He spends at least 5 mins before going to bed cleaning his tooth.

 

[guitarpete247]

Colly thought oral *** was talking about it.

 

[TVC]

Pete's attempt at aural s** was just wrong.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's heard that it's not all it's cracked up to be....

 

[i hate hills]

Archie loves dressing up as a farmer on days off

 

[colly]

'GET ORFF MY LAAAND'...........i hate hills catchphrase.

 

[Moon bunny]

Colly's Biscuit Tattoo Disorder is getting him down. On Sunday he awoke to find an image of a custard cream on his left breast, yesterday it was a bourbon on his right breast, today a lemon puff on his left hip. He can only hope it does not progress into Cake Body Piercing Syndrome.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Moon Bunny is having a bad hare day.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Today, Mav are mostly wearing a comb-over.

And a comb-under. But under what they will not tell.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort, not quite the last of the Mohicans.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy, not so much Indiana Jones, more like Bandana Jones.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher and Corporal Jones!!!! Oooooh Captain Maiwaring

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 isn't the ape man, isn't the ape man: not with teeth like that. He's the bloody walrus.