Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Todays the day that mdb finished reading his first book.

When i say book, i mean menu for the local pizza place that was pushed through his letterbox.

When i say read, i mean looked at the pictures.

 

[Speicher]

Paul is on the look out for Pizza Cake.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher prefers cake containing something else!

 

[IDMark2]

So, MDB is Mrs Doyle's father. And her cousin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So, MDB is Mrs Doyle's father. And her cousin.

IDM2 always makes sense

 

[IDMark2]

Relatively.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

IDM2 once started a course on Relativity.

Imagine his shock when he learned it wasn't about tracing your family tree

 

[IDMark2]

I learned that MDB was a square of the speed of light multiplied by his mass, which was quite a large number.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being a beam of white light, the Prism picture on the cover of the Pink Floyd record sleeve was actually a picture of IDM2 in the nude!

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB thought Prism was the name of Rocky's butler.

 

[accountantpete]

As a baby Archie was found in a handbag in a cloakroom at Victoria Station - but it's of little importance.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As a baby Archie was found in a handbag in a cloakroom at Victoria Station - but it's of little importance.

But on what side of the station was it?

 

[SteCenturion]

@User14044 is small & placid (I think that's what I heard)...

But that's of little impotence.

 

[SteCenturion]

Ste has received his Maundy money today from the Queen. He was most upset to learn that his local won't swap it for fags and booze.

But Skunk, Smack & Crack is no problem.....

 

[PaulSecteur]

HEY EVERYONE! Milky bars are on Rockaaay!