Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul only has gardening shears to give away.

Coming to think about it, that probably isn't a great idea combined with the aforementioned drugs....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you see Rockaay with no ears tomorrow, you'll know what happened

 

[SteCenturion]

If you see Rockaay with no ears tomorrow, you'll know what happened

Who are you calling "No Ears" ?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Who are you calling "No Ears" ?

Rockaay, I just said!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste is so stoned his pupils haven't been seen since last Tuesday

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB was his local councils truancy officer until he was dismissed for truancy.... too true.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste cries whenever he watches Watership Down.

Watch him blub at this...

"Bright eyes,
Burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes..."

Need a tissue? (no, not for that!)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste cries whenever he watches Watership Down.

Watch him blub at this...

"Bright eyes,
Burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes..."

Need a tissue? (no, not for that!)

Paul knows I didn't just sing that!

 

[stephec]

MDB knows that the black rabbits will be paying him a visit as soon as he starts to sing that.

 

[Archie_tect]

Happy Valley started early down stephec's street.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Happy Valley started early down stephec's street.

ACT once went to Sillicone Valley in the mistaken hope that it was full of attractive ladies with big boobs.

Instead, all he found was a computer boffin called Big Bob

 

[accountantpete]

Bed retailers don't like what Mad Doug does when he tries out a mattress in store.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bed retailers don't like what Mad Doug does when he tries out a mattress in store.

ACP sleeps hung from the ceiling upside down.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB sleeps in a Wendy house dressed in baby clothes....

He will be here in a minute to proclaim...

"They're not baby clothes" - "It's infant couture"

 

[stephec]

MDB sleeps in a Wendy house dressed in baby clothes....

He will be here in a minute to proclaim...

"They're not baby clothes" - "It's infant couture"

And ste is his landlord, MDB seems a bit worried about the number of times he's unexpectedly, "just popped round to see if things are ok?"