Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

To date Mort has found 3 Van Goghs, 4 Titians and 2 Turners in car boot sales which have a combined value of £7.4m.... he bought the lot in exchange for a broken vacuum cleaner and a blue delft saucer.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie modelled for Picasso

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is so kack handed, that if he ever wanted to commit suicide, then by the time he got packaging open for the pills, he would have changed his mind!

 

[luckyfox]

Erm excuse me!! Mods! Mods! I got missed out!! @Toshiba Boy stole my place and i just got left behind by all the big mean bully boys

P.s MDB wears girl pants!!!

 

[Archie_tect]

lucky fox used to be so lucky....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Erm excuse me!! Mods! Mods! I got missed out!! @Toshiba Boy stole my place and i just got left behind by all the big mean bully boys

P.s MDB wears girl pants!!!

I hadn't read back, so, umm, yeah, sorry, even though it had nothing to do with me.

However, regarding the 'girl pants' bit...... Luckyfox knows this is meant to be a lie thread!!

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB wore Peephole panties over his face to carry out a Bank Raid....

He was so silly....

Getting recognised on Crimewatch due to his unique Red Glass Eye.

 

[Cheddar George]

SteCenturion robbed his local post office at gun point but was quickly identified as he decided to renew his TV licence while he was there.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When possible, ched also likes to "kill 2 birds with one stone".

Which is why the RSPB will no long accept him as a member.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is a founder member of the RSPoPS. His motto is give generously

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 has been accused of sock-puppetry by Wikipedia after amending Paul's Wiki entry.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete sometimes waits days for the tide to come in.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie sometimes stands on the shore telling the tide to go back out.

It never obeys at first, but after a few hours it see the error of its ways and buggers off out again.

 

[TVC]

There's nothing Paul likes better than putting on his wellies snd jumping in puddles.

 

[TVC]

The last time Rocky could be sraed was in 1997.