Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC never dares to be sraed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher loves to be daring. She once stayed up late despite Brown Owl's express wishes to get an early night.

 

[stephec]

26 still can't help sniggering at the leader when picking his lad up from Cubs, "why do they call her silver beaver?" he giggles.

 

[LinchPin]

stephec named his testicles dib and dob.

 

[TVC]

Linchpin named his testicals Bill and Ben and Dave.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC calls one "Dastardly" and the other "Muttley".

 

[stephec]

TVC calls one "Dastardly" and the other "Muttley".

PS did the same in the hope that the colonel's hand would pop out of the phone and strangle them.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec had an extra gonad grafted on in the name of vanity....

He had to go to Russia for the operation because the live doner, a certain Mr Eudjanick. A. Bollokhoff was afraid of flying.

 

[busman]

SteCenturion went with Stephen to Russia to perform the operation with a Stanley knife and fishing line.

 

[Archie_tect]

busman always goes on holiday by coach.

 

[Cheddar George]

The West German government rejected Morts suggestion to plant leylandii and make a feature of it.

 

[SteCenturion]

When not masquerading as the username @Cheddar George - he goes under the name of Ilse Koch .....

Edit. Can't do links.

So if he asks for something.... anything..... Give.

 

[Andy_R]

When Rm was told he had an infectious laugh, he went to the doctors for antibiotics

 

[busman]

Andy_R still needs stabilisers on his bike

 

[Archie_tect]

If Rocky isn't careful I'll tell his mum that her garden needs a tidy-up.

[Garden is not a euphemism. I feel slightly nauseous]