Post a lie about the poster above.

[busman]

MDB was the stunt double for morph.

 

[stephec]

Busman is a world renowned expert on cunning stunts.

 

[TVC]

It's wrong to say that Stephec has lost the plot. He never had it in the first place.

 

[stephec]

Even before reading the kettle spying thread, TVC was convinced his toaster was plotting something.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Even before reading the kettle spying thread, TVC was convinced his toaster was plotting something.

Stephec is convinced there is an Elephant in the room.

Unfortunately, he's so fat that everyone else does too!!

 

[Speicher]

Stephec is convinced there is an Elephant in the room.

Unfortunately, he's so fat that everyone else does too!!

Many years ago, MDB wanted to phone his cousin in Plymouth. She likes talking a lot, so it was a very long trunk call.

 

[Moon bunny]

I went round to see Speicher this morning, I rang the bell, a shout from within, "Go away!" rang again, shouted "It's me 'Bunny" "Sod off!" "I've brought pies and cakes" "Don't care, just pee off!" Then her mother came to the door, "sorry about Speicher," she said, "she's suffering from irritable owl syndrome."

 

[PaulSecteur]

Moon bunny once bopped a tramp on the snout so she could steal his Belgian bun... that he had just recovered from the bin round the back of Greggs.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul was that tramp.

 

[TVC]

Pete had always aspired to be like Paul.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky is just a common or garden tart.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul dreams of meeting Mrs Right, aka The Queen Of Farts.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky dreams of being free of farts.

 

[TVC]

Rocky should put a cork in it.

 

[stephec]

Most people have a sign at the door saying,'no cold callers etc.'

Rocky has one saying, 'no naked flames.'