Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Steph has a sign on his door....

"Cold callers will be shot.

Survivors will be shot again!"

 

[Andy_R]

PS is a sign of things to come

 

[PaulSecteur]

Theres 3 ways to do anything.

1. The right way
2. The wrong way
3. AndyRs way.

Option 3 is pretty much like option 2 but involves hitting something with a hammer, inserting a screwdriver an jiggling it and a trip to A&E.

 

[stephec]

That's the first time ever that PS has been able to say jiggle properly.

Usually it's j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-jiggle it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stepec... Fer, fer fetch a cloth!

Now then, where is nurse Ger, ger Gladys Emmnuel?

 

[TVC]

Rocky is hoping someone mentions The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC is quivering with excitement at the thought of uttering his favourite phrase "fork handles"

 

[accountantpete]

Andy's bedtime reading is still the Little & Large Annual from 1982

 

[Andy_R]

AP is still drooling over the lingerie section in the 1984 Littlewoods Catalogue, just like he did 30 years ago as a middle aged man

 

[Speicher]

Andy is wondering why no one calls to collect his Littlewoods Pools coupon on a Thursday night.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I wouldn't say that Andy is old, but he was the subject of a Time Team excavation in 1994.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy is wondering why no one calls to collect his Littlewoods Pools coupon on a Thursday night.

Living in a high rise flat, Speicher never bothered with the Pools

Says her:

'Why would I want to win a swimming pool when I have nowhere to put it?'

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB went to see a time team dig.

He wasn't interested in the history, he just wanted to keep shouting "Oi baldrick - why aint you funny in this one???"

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug wears his flippers to bed

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is still waiting for Lassie to come home.


Now look what you have made me do, I am humming the Flipper tune now!:


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