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[PaulSecteur]

To pass the time away, Archie likes to go into Poundland and ask the assistant how much various items are. He wont leave until he knows he has broken them when they reply...

"Its a pound, that's a pound everythings a F%&!ing pound!!!!"

To which he replies...

"Can you give me directions to the 99p store please?"

 

[stephec]

When PS goes to his local 99p shop he insists on having the exact change to pay with.

"I'm not having a load of loose 1p coins in my pocket," is his reason.

 

[accountantpete]

Stephec lives on a diet consisting only of 99 ice cream cones - he's a bit flakey.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky packs his trunks when he is on holiday.

Poor dear doesnt want an inferiority complex when he is on the beach.

 

[Archie_tect]

PS is often heard trumpety-trumping off to the circus.

 

[luckyfox]

Archie got fired from the circus last year for clowning around...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Lucky likes to cut oranges into quarters, put the peel of a quarter behind her lips then go around smiling an orange smile at people.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul does the same with water melons..... you often hear people muttering, 'What a melon!"

 

[luckyfox]

Archie does it too with coconuts because... thats right, you guessed it!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

At Halloween, lucky paints her head orange, sticks her tongue out and puts a candle on it.

Its cheaper than buying a pumpkin.

 

[Andy_R]

luckyfox spent ages very carefully burning "other way up" with a soldering iron into the leather on the soles of her shoes

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy forgot he wasn't wearing shoes...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy Archie did a similar thing, but he did it with an "L" and an "R" on his shoes.

He made 2 mistakes.

1-He got the L and the R the wrong way round.
2-He did it on someone else's shoes.

 

[Andy_R]

Ever since Archie branded PS's shoes, PS can only walk in circles

 

[TVC]

Andy only has two faults.

1. Everything he says.
2. Everything he does.