Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

There's been an outbreak of unwashed cars being defaced with "Clean Me" written in the grime and Rocky has a very dirty forefinger - coincidence?

 

[stephec]

AP always has a dirty forefinger - best not to ask though.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec always does a half-assed job bricklaying as he was told it's rude to point.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy Archie did a similar thing, but he did it with an "L" and an "R" on his shoes.

He made 2 mistakes.

1-He got the L and the R the wrong way round.
2-He did it on someone else's shoes.

Having been in the Navy (or was it the Brownies?*) Paul wears one shoe that is green on his right foot and one that is red on his left.

* -
View: http://youtu.be/FtSbnql66j8

 

[TVC]

Half-assed is something you could never accuse Pete of being. Double-assed perhaps.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP, TVC and Rockaay were the inspiration for the Sitcom Auf Wiedersehn Pet It Aint Half Hot Mum!

 

[busman]

MDB wants to star in the remake of Dad's Army

 

[LinchPin]

busman spent many a hour on the casting couch trying to break into the movies. What some people will do to appear as an extra on the new Womble movie is beyond me.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Linch has been trying to create an unholy union between a smurf and a flump.

But the question is...

...smump or flurf.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul has tied a knot in his handkerchief in order to remember he's a Womble.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is wondering why Enya sang about Orinoco the Womble, and his flow.

 

[Moon bunny]

Speicher finds listening to Orinoco Flow helps with her constipation.

 

[stephec]

MB can never resist singing -

Sail away
Sail away
Sail away

As she flushes.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mrs. Stephec was overjoyed when he presented her with a beautiful bouquet of roses, carnations and some of those no-one can remember the name of. Her joy was short-lived however as she realised that she had to pay to get them through the checkout at Tesco.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Moonbunny likes to hang around self service tills mimicking "unexpected item in the bagging area, please replace all items in the correct positions on their shelf and start shopping again"