Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Tosh really enjoys a nice crisp mixed salad ........... monster munch and pringles is his favourite.

 

[TVC]

George regrets that he is no longer able to fit hula hoops on his fingers

 

[PaulSecteur]

In the 80s, TVC liked to take his ferrets onto chat shows and tell the host "No, they don't bite"

followed by "That's not biting, he is just holding onto you with his teeth"

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul never liked Rod Hull.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's initials are e μ

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete's initials are e by gum

 

[Archie_tect]

26x's real name is HMP Slade, or Mr MacKay to his friends

 

[Moon bunny]

Not one of the cups in Archie's house has a handle.

 

[stephec]

Not one of the cups in Archie's house has a handle.

Without handles I daren't really comment on how guests of Moon bunny's hold her cups.

 

[TVC]

Talking of cups, Stephec's moobs are up to a size B.

 

[stephec]

TVC is the master of the old, "oi, have you ever had them weighed luv?" joke.

He's guaranteed a slap across the face every time.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

stephec still cannot look at a pair of Water Melons without giggling. He's a nightmare walking round the fruit and veg section at the local supermarket.

 

[SteCenturion]

Tosh demands a personal shopper & a translator every time he shops at upmarket Lidl.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste thinks of himself as a Waitrose guardian.

He can often be found checking the people in his local store, and if he thinks they are no up to standard will give them a map of how to get to the nearest Sainsbury's and telling them that they would "Feel more comfortable there".

 

[accountantpete]

Paul once met Ste and now shops at Sainsbury's.