busman
Senior Member
- Location
- Anglesey, North Wales
AccountantPete is banned from all of Sainsburys stores for setting of all the musical toys in the pre school aisle
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
The Waitrose manager now shops as Sainsbury's... he and busman compare baked bean prices and can't believe how cheap everything seems.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie still can't believe it's not butter.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
It might not be.... stick your finger in and see, but then that's a reaction Tosh often gets when he asks.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Archies friends now call him Madge..
Ever since he started to insist on using the Shop Mobility Scooters.
Ever since he started to insist on using the Shop Mobility Scooters.
accountantpete
OAP
Ste has just changed his name by deed poll to Harold and is a neighbour of Archie's.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Pete is practising his Eurovision acceptance speech.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
... sadly no beard.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Archie...
Once was funny...
Twice was pushing it...
Three times showed real commitment...
But the time has come that we all have to say you...
"STOP EMAILING CHANNEL 5 AND TELLING THEM THEY NEED TO KEEP DOING BIG BROTHER!!!"
If you stop emailing them from multiple false email accounts, they will stop making it. Thats a good thing.
Once was funny...
Twice was pushing it...
Three times showed real commitment...
But the time has come that we all have to say you...
"STOP EMAILING CHANNEL 5 AND TELLING THEM THEY NEED TO KEEP DOING BIG BROTHER!!!"
If you stop emailing them from multiple false email accounts, they will stop making it. Thats a good thing.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Archie really wants to do the beard pulling move at his local karaoke
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
26 is banned from his pub karaoke night.
The sight of him performing "like a virgin" makes the punters spit their beer out, either in a fit of hysteria or disgust.
The sight of him performing "like a virgin" makes the punters spit their beer out, either in a fit of hysteria or disgust.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
PS is banned from brewing the beer for my pub ^^^^^
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
The barman at 26s pub has to keep putting a fresh supply of sawdust down. Not because of the blood from fight, or the vomit or from drinking competitions as you might expect, it because the locals keep moving it out of the way with their knuckles as they walk.
That pubs biggest seller? babycham.
That pubs biggest seller? babycham.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Paul made his money writing Finnish punk songs.
