Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

A pot is bad enough, but you really don't want to know what RM does in a pan.

 

[Archie_tect]

If it isn't covered with grass Dayvo doesn't want to know.

 

[luckyfox]

Mort eats cheese in the bath whilst listening to George Michaels greatest hits.

 

[PaulSecteur]

"Bet you cant fit your head through those" is a challenge that will result in the Fire Brigade having to cut Rockys bonce free from some railings.

The first time was funny. Second time hysterical, third time a bit boring and it hasn't improved since then. Except that time Rocky was wearing that blue bum bag and that baboon had escaped from the zoo...

 

[colly]

Paul can bend garden forks just using his buttocks.

 

[colly]

Rocky is a hillock.

Not sure I've spelt that right ?

 

[colly]

Mort has a 10 year stash of Mane in his shed.

 

[luckyfox]

Colly's best friend is a homeless gay pirate

 

[roadrash]

and by pure coincidence, luckyfox is a homeless gay pirate

 

[Speicher]

Roadrash lives in Cornwall and attends an exercise class with a homeless Pirate. The name of the class - Pilates of Penzance.

 

[roadrash]

speicher has a black belt in origami

 

[Moon bunny]

Roadrash is a second dan in karaoke.

 

[luckyfox]

Moon bunny won a tickling fish competition and treated friends to the prize, a family sized bag of flumps.

 

[TVC]

Rocky went out tickling Sturgeon. She called the Police.

 

[roadrash]

Rockys first job was making tickling sticks for ken dodd