Tosh is so old that he drives about in a Hearse with a coffin, so that when he feels its time to go, he can just climb in and wait.
This happened last week....... Until he realised it was just trapped wind............. Believe me, you wouldn't have wanted to have struck a match anywhere NEAR that Hearse for about an hour afterwards!!
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