Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

stephec loves the odd pop sock or two.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has a dirty little secret ...... while at work he likes to wear lycra knee warmers under his normal trousers. He thinks that nobody else knows but he is worried because Alan from accounts smiles at him knowingly whenever they pass in the corridor.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ched only wears his lycra once before washing it, but that once lasts at least a week.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ched only wears his lycra once before washing it, but that once lasts at least a week.

Paul has a bath so infrequently that the local bookies are forever taking bets for when he does

The odds have suddenly been slashed as he was observed buying a rubber Duck yesterday

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's in love with the girl from the Kilmarnock Aldi Cornerstore Checkout Desk.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unknown to all but a few, she has turned down ACP's advances for years!

 

[TVC]

Doug never turns down any advances.

 

[colly]

''If you don't succeed at first ......................give up''

Rocky's guiding principle

 

[TVC]

Colly came second in a Groucho Marx lookalike contest. Close, but no cigar.

 

[accountantpete]

Tennis pro Rocky charges a £100 re-stringing fee - it's a racket.

 

[colly]

ACP's cat was in that racquet

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has just returned back from his year long stint working on Sandetti Light Vessel Automatic as the guy who has to replace the lightbulb when it goes bang!

Welcome back Colly!


Yes, I am listening to the Shipping Forecast, what of it?

 

[colly]

MDB is well known in Dogger

 

[TVC]

Rocky; always easing westerly later.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC devised the Magic Tree New Bike Smell Air Freshener.