Post a lie about the poster above.

[Moon bunny]

Those two police hanging about outside Rocky's house are not there as witness protection, as he claims, but to make sure he doesn't leave the house in just a sleeveless vest and shorts again.

 

[TVC]

MB has the North Wests largest collection of Jeggings, claiming, 'There's a jegging for every occasion'

 

[stephec]

TVC is always getting his jeggings and his joggings mixed up.

Not a problem usually, but it's when he starts jiggling that you need to be wary.

 

[colly]

Stephec and jiggy jiggy have yet to be acquainted.

 

[accountantpete]

colly fronts a David Bowie tribute band under the name Jiggy Stardust.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is Finchley's premier one man Chas & Dave tribute act. He is yet to make it in Oxford with his cheeky cockeney musical stylings.

 

[stephec]

TVC watched Stars In Their Eyes for five series before he realised that he wasn't watching the original acts.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec applied to be on the original X Factor but withdrew after finding it wasn't the content rating for the show but just its title.

 

[stephec]

Mark has been round all his local branches of Greenwoods and Burton's to try and find a pair of Simon Cowell style trousers.

 

[IDMark2]

I didn't recognise 'Greenwoods' so searched it.. Apparently there isn't a branch within 100 miles of me, which, coincidentally, is how I like my stephecs...

stephec is not often seen in a Burtons, it being a Men's clothing shop and all...

 

[stephec]

Mark is looking forward to the day he opens a b+b as he knows I'll be his first paying customer.

As they say on that programme I can't remember the name of, "don't have nightmares."

 

[IDMark2]

As they say on that programme I can't remember the name of, "don't have nightmares."

I don't know why you can't remember the name of Crimewatch, you were on it often enough.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't know why you can't remember the name of Crimewatch, you were on it often enough.

stephec applied to be on the original X Factor but withdrew after finding it wasn't the content rating for the show but just its title.

IDMark2 is just waiting for them to produce a programme called The Sex Factor, so he can apply to be on it.

Unfortunately, after his crimes were reconstructed on Crimewatch, leading to his arrest a few years back, there are grave doubts that he would ever be allowed on!

 

[IDMark2]

MDB hasn't been reconstructed, he's always been that ugly, ever since that unfortunate accident on 'Craggy Island's got Talent' with the tightrope and the stunt double.

 

[Dayvo]

Despite numerous attempts, IDM2 has yet to find a restaurant where he can order a prawn cocktail that actually has alcohol in it.