Post a lie about the poster above.

[KEEF]

RockyPubertmountain thinks weekends are for perusing his what would I look like with hair mock ups

 

[Cheddar George]

KEEF claims that he isn't a liar but i have noted that his pants are indeed on fire !

 

[Cheddar George]

Rockys acting is so wooden that in his local production of the lion the witch and the wardrobe he played the part of the wardrobe.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's barbers are really shocked by the reply when they ask if he "wants anything for the weekend?"

 

[Cheddar George]

Accountantpete is starting a business where you can get your tax return done while you have a haircut.

He's calling it "Fiscal Cuts"

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort likes to field at third man because he is a big Graham Greene fan.

 

[davdandy]

Cheddar George is the brother of Chicken George.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is very nervous about being fired and has just gone for pee 45.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It might be

Second name 'Tay?'

Rocky is very nervous about being fired and has just gone for pee 45.

It wouldn't be so bad, but Rockaay Pubert has been in ACP's bog all day when he should have been cleaning!

 

[Dayvo]

Mort then makes the wine bottle disappear. No one knows where.

Mort has very quick hands and the bottle diasappears very quickly into Thin Air. (an old post,. but too good an opportunity to miss.

MDB likes to experiment with his pubic hair. He's currently sporting a 'dreadlock look. It looks dreadful.

 

[ThinAir]

When asked the question "So, Dayvo. Do the curtains match the drapes", his usual response is... "Hardwood flooring throughout my friends".

 

[davdandy]

That is actually Rocky in his skimpy swimwear

 

[stephec]

That is actually Rocky in his skimpy swimwear

Dave does wear any swimwear when he goes to his local swimming pool.

 

[ThinAir]

Dave does wear any swimwear when he goes to his local swimming pool.

In light of this, Stephec wishes that davdandys local swimming pool, was his local swimming pool!

 

[accountantpete]

The man with a net on a long stick comes out when ThinAir takes to the pool.