Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC is still in his Fireman Sam pyjamas.

 

[stephec]

Rocky has the cord as he managed to tear it off before Speicher.

 

[Speicher]

Neither Stephec nor Rocky know where Luca is this afternoon.

 

[stephec]

Rocky's attempt to woo Speicher with his best ever self portrait looks to be on track.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's been playing doctors and nurses again.

 

[ThinAir]

TB needs nurse Rocky for his colonic irrigation.

 

[Speicher]

There is only one battle that Rocky has fought and won. That is the Battle of the Thistles at the end of his garden.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort has just bought a new hose. It matches his fluorescent pink doublet and clown's shoes.

Off topic, i was going to make a similar joke about Mort being a professional clown and needing custom made shoes in another thread.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky has just been to the fishmongers to buy some new soles and eels.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort will buff anything he can get his grubby hands on.

 

[Speicher]

George is putting on his top hat and putting on his tails.........yep just another day's work as an undertaker.

Dayvo is a very messy eater, he ends up with pudding on his top hat and pudding on his tails.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is going to get her just desserts.

 

[stephec]

TVC's signature dessert is Mars Bar and Wagon Wheel filled custard, topped off with squirty cream.

All washed down with a carton of Um Bongo.

 

[Moon bunny]

Stephec is very sad that he will never be able to ride on the back of a giant dragonfly as he flies into battle against his arch-enemy The Velvet Curtain, who would be mounted on a giant ladybird.

 

[Cheddar George]

Moon bunny is raising a secret rebel army of hedgehogs to take on the evil slug empire.