Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ludwig]

twentysix by twentyfive used to be a trend setter now he looks like an Irish setter

 

[SteCenturion]

Ludwig Van Rentals doesn't quite have the same ring to it...

 

[colly]

SteC can not abide Russian Dolls. I reckons they are just so full of themselves.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly contacts his Russian dolls on the internet

 

[Moon bunny]

Emboldened by his success with cauliflower cheese yesterday, today twentysix by twentyfive tried cooking again. Unfortunately Brussels sprouts custard does not have the same appeal.

 

[PaulSecteur]

look at moon bunnys bike,
her bike is amazing,
give it a lick...
...it taste just like raisons.

 

[TVC]

Paul likes to collect wild raisins, he finds his growing in the grass near rabbit warrens.

 

[PaulSecteur]

tvc has heard that the poshest, most expensive coffee in the world has passed through a cat before people pick the beans out.

being tight, but wanting to give off the air of a rich person, tvc`s neighbours cat has become sick of the taste of nescafe

 

[stephec]

Ever since PS has found out that the finest Cuban cigars are hand rolled on the thighs of virgins he's always wanted to set up a Walsall franchise, unfortunately he's short of one vital component.

 

[TVC]

Stephec stands in Bolton town centre rolling cigarettes against his naked inner thighs. He has been named as the single biggest contributor to the reduction in smoking in the whole of the north west and Cumbria.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is in throusers in a thize too small.

 

[TVC]

Wol enjoyed her kebab tonight, but the chilli thauthe wath a bit too hot.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC likes to check if baboons are angry by repeatedly poking them with a sharp, pointy "is the baboon angry?" stick.

 

[accountantpete]

At school PS was so naughty the Headmaster gave him the cane.

He's still got it.

 

[IDMark2]

At school, Rocky was very indecisive about his options on anything so he studied Philosophy.