Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2 likes to trot out the ph words. He thinks he's practicing Philanthropy when in fact it's Philandery he's enganged in.

 

[IDMark2]

Whereas 26 is fairly neutral on ph but his humour is quite acidic.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2's chemistry is middling.

He says "Acid + Alkali = Salt + Water"
And
"Acid + Alcohol = Ester + Rantzen"

(This harks back to my school days and the nmenonics my chemistry teacher used to help us thickies. Both are correct except replace Rantzen with Water)

 

[colly]

26 x 25 is a few electrons short of the full atom

 

[IDMark2]

colly has developed the strange quantum property of being in two places at once and is currently riding his bike in the countryside and at work.

 

[Speicher]

Mark has observed a quantum jump.

He now wants to see a quantum sprint and quantum pole vault.

 

[SteCenturion]

Speich is quizzically trying to quantify how many quantum liquitabs to use for her quaint Mary Quant designed Quebec crockery.

& picking her nose.

 

[Speicher]

Ste is now in the queue for his cucumber sarnie.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher is playing hide the cucumber.




She's hidden it in the kitchen drawer.

 

[IDMark2]

Andy_R was planning a picnic but he's at least one sandwich short.

 

[accountantpete]

IDM knows that today is the day that Teddy Bears have their picnic


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZANKFxrcKU

 

[SteCenturion]

@IDMark2 has a large collection of hats, his favourite is this

& yes ...

His head does go all the way to the top.

 

[Cheddar George]

SteCenturion was actually awarded the "Millinery Medal" but he doesn't like to correct people when they ask him about life in the armed forces.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CG made Victoria Cross. Well that's CG for you

 

[SteCenturion]

26 is both dyslexic & argumentative ...

He once turned up at the Army Carer's Centre demanding to join the Pedantry.