Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

25x25 is a simple sum, just one of the hundreds of reasons people like him.

 

[SteCenturion]

26 x 25 says his old bones are riddled with arithmetic ...

 

[IDMark2]

26 x 25 says his old bones are riddled with arithmatic ...

Sorry Ste, I seem to have just come first, as it were.
You won't mind will you, having just been struck by lightening in the face?

 

[guitarpete247]

Ste is just a lad in Saint Pauls

Getting fed up of this tablets auto correction.

 

[PaulSecteur]

GP has tablets for an auto erection.

 

[IDMark2]

I'll see your little blue pills and raise you..
...oh
I see you've already had one. Were you in Manchester last week PS?

 

[PaulSecteur]

IDMark is known as the "Mr.Big" of the Viagra dealers.

They know how to do sarcasm, that lot!

 

[guitarpete247]

PS has been taking Niagra for years. It was suggested he drank "Canada Dry"

is still working on it.

 

[IDMark2]

'Do they know it's Christmas?'
More to the point, does guitarpete247 know that it's not anymore? Thought not.

 

[postman]

IDMark2 thought he had got a bargain.A whole box of Stollen cakes for £10.Trouble was when the Police turned up.They had been.From a local Christmas Market.

 

[IDMark2]

postman's glad that it's all over with now, his sack was getting pretty enormous.

 

[Andy_R]

IDM2s wrinkly old sack is rolled up in a ball at the back of the wardrobe, ready for next year.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2s wrinkly

Andy's wrinkly too

 

[Andy_R]

TBT's been peeking through my bathroom window

 

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR doesnt peep through windows any more. Thanks to technology he just uses his phone on a selfie stick.