Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

PS been up to his favourite pastime again, continually asking staff in the local Poundland, the price of different items. Oh they love him in there.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is very generous and always tells the granny in the Help The Aged charity shop to "keep the change you filthy animal".

 

[stephec]

AP is banned from his local WMC's grab a granny night for being way too literal.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stepec cant see tomatoes.

 

[Andy_R]

PS can't smell purple

 

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR has found a way to bend space and time to create a wormhole, just like you see in star trek when they use a warp drive.

How does he use it? To get to the pub quicker.

 

[Andy_R]

Ps is a firm believer in the early bird gets the worm. He's in the garden right now, pouring water down the wormholes

 

[PaulSecteur]

"You cant make an omelette without breaking eggs" is a saying that Andy once pondered.

the next time he went to ASDA he smashed all the eggs in store and left a note saying "You can make omelettes now"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

"All that glisters is not gold" is a saying that a rhinestone dressed PS is worried about

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky likes to put his nose on people.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unN7kOVCAyA

 

[Andy_R]

PS doesn't have a nose.




How does he smell...terrible...

 

[IDMark2]

Andy_R has fibbed about his maturity, anyone coming up with a joke that old must be at least 312.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2 nose a thing or two

 

[IDMark2]

26 wanted to cock a snook but got confused over the first element.

 

[Cheddar George]

Cock a hoop is a popular game in IDMarks house.