Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moonbunnys childhood nickname was "Chad".

Paul isn't thick, but he still thinks that Chad Valley board games were that country's main export, and has been worried that he doesn't see the name anywhere anymore.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dougs idea of a joke is to ring up the London embassy of a small west African country and enquire " Ben in ?"

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ched has a pet lobster that he sings to, and has been know to try to use slices of cheese as money. You know when he has been to the self service till.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Lobster - Pah! PS has crabs. (fell right into that one didn't you Paul?)

 

[Cheddar George]

25x26 has a pet tapeworm called Dave.

 

[PaulSecteur]

cheds tapeworm has a mobile phone and keeps ordering pizza.

 

[postman]

PS has been on e bay all day.But still can't find a needle for his gramophone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Postman thinks that this:

Paul isn't thick, but he still thinks that Chad Valley board games were that country's main export, and has been worried that he doesn't see the name anywhere anymore.

.... Is the greatest joke ever. Poor sod!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

.... What's that I hear you all say?? I have just repeated that joke??

Well, that is why a new needle for the gramophone is neede.... neede.... neede.... neede....

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB, bezzie mates with Piers Morgan.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul taught Piers everything he knows

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has just phoned Morgan to say he's on his way to see him in Lancashire - "I'm on the road to Wigan, Piers" .

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP Thought Wogan was from Wigan.

 

[accountantpete]

Pauls has just done a quick up and under.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP saw a wig blowing down the street earlier, but when he informed the Police, they told him not to approach it as it will be off it's head!


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