Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC's hairdressers are called Mullet Over.

 

[Moon bunny]

Every Xmas party down at the Conservative Club, accountantpete can be seen collecting the discarded toys from crackers to give as next year presents.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MB once pulled at a Xmas Party. Yes - the cracker went pop.

 

[Moon bunny]

Twentysix by twentyfive is going on tour with his Florence Foster Jenkins tribute act.

 

[TVC]

MB is touring with her children's comedy tribute show "Mainly Mallet".

 

[Moon bunny]

Timmy Mallet is TVC's greatest fan.

 

[stephec]

Moon bunny paid £67952 in a charity auction for the original Mallet's mallet, and she was willing to go up to £100000 such was her desperation to own it.

 

[TVC]

MB spends many a long hour alone in the boat shed with a long plank of wood. She dashes from end to end shoving it a little bit back and a little bit forwards, shouting "to me... to you" whilst quietly giggling to herself.

 

[postman]

TVC has spent all night in his loft,cellar garage looking for his 63 Cup Final memory.He knows this is the only season he will get more for it.Than he paid.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Postman is banned from Scunthorpe and uses real toads for toad in the hole.

 

[postman]

PS is asleep,dreaming that Walsall are Champions,when he wakes up,he will know that dream has gone for a burton.

 

[Speicher]

Postman went for a Burton. Sadly that suit is now rather out of fashion. Who knew flares could be that wide?

 

[stephec]

Speicher always keeps her old clothes as she knows that one day they'll be back in fashion.

She might have gone a bit too far with her land girl uniform though.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec actually knows how long a piece of string vest is.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When pete joined the orchestra in the string section he turned up in a string vest but no violin