Post a lie about the poster above.

[claudbutler]

ap works for specsavers

 

[TVC]

Cb hasn't worked properly for years

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The doctors down Leicester General Infirmary have been astonished for years that TVC is still actually alive. He hasn't even had a pulse since December 1992!

 

[TVC]

Doug sees dead people.


He reckons that's one of the best things about being a Mortuary Technician.

 

[claudbutler]

TVC is a slum landlord and owns half of the Nothfields estate

 

[accountantpete]

CB is petitioning the German government to scrap the Euro in favour of the Deutschmark as he has £12.69 worth of 10 pfennig coins in a drawer upstairs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP always carries around a load of old coins that have long gone out of circulation, especially to put in the donation boxes of charities he hates, as he knows it will pi*s them off.


EDIT: Piss.... Oh what do you know!

 

[claudbutler]

MDB can't spell piss

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Claude broke the swear filter

 

[colly]

MDB had a girlfriend named Sweary Mary

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't be a sweaty Betty like Colly, use anti-perspirant!

 

[colly]

Doug is anti aunty.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly is the uncle who only eats carbs. He's a carbuncle.

 

[claudbutler]

TBT is a comic genius

 

[colly]

Claud is a gnomic genus.