Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

MDB hates being late out in the morning and having to stand at the bus stop eating cold toast. That was until he had the great idea to keep it warm by positioning it under his arm pit and running to the bus stop.

Usually, this would be weird enough, but now MDB prefers the taste of perspiration infused toast, and also he works from home so don't really have to go to the bus stop.

 

[Moon bunny]

PaulSEcteur sings to fish.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Moonbunny has THE MOST disgusting method of eating a mars bar.

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul has lewd chocolate tourettes & can't help shouting girl - Snickers, girl - Snickers any time a Moon Bunny is near.

 

[colly]

Paul is SO jealouse

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly uses gel on his pet louse

 

[SteCenturion]

It is a little known fact that 26x25 is the exact measurement in cm of an extra large tub of KY Jelly ...

@PaulSecteur told me.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste has an aversion to pop tarts and only has the national anthem of Belarus on his iPod.

 

[Speicher]

Paul uses a spreadsheet to chart the number of pies he has eaten.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher collects baked bean tins and is the one person that still thinks "big brother" is a relevent.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul always keeps his sentences open.

A relevant..... What?

 

[claudbutler]

Mad Dog's second language is English .

 

[claudbutler]

Mad Dog's second language is English .

Sorry just found my glasses DOUG

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

CB's 'internal language' is Claudinnese.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug was told not to eat with his mouth open - which partly explains the haggis-clogged ears.