Post a lie about the poster above.

[Milzy]

Colly tea bagged me last night.

 

[stephec]

Milzy eats too much cheese before he goes to bed.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec has goat hooves for hands and calls his neighbour "Mr. Freshly-squeezed" despite numerous requests to call him Derek like everyone else.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It's PS who does the Fresh Squeezing

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 wears sandals all year round and is confused by the existence of Jimmy Tarbuck.

 

[Speicher]

Paul thinks it is Jimmy who founded Starbuck's.

 

[TVC]

Wol stormed out of Starbucks when they told her they didn't have Nescafe.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC got more than he'd bargained for when he asked for a Camp Coffee

 

[Andy_R]

ap took his new Transit van back and asked the dealership for a pink one with "powered by fairy dust" stickers on it. "I want a camper van" he said.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR can hear wheat hamsters are thinking and once asked John Inman "If he was free".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is never free - he'll cost you an arm and a leg

 

[PaulSecteur]

26's nose is on upside down and his daily treat is going into tesco to suck the jam out of some donuts.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is the one who sucks the holes into Polo mints.

 

[Moon bunny]

(

AndyR can hear wheat hamsters are thinking and once asked John Inman "If he was free".

Paul thinks wheat hamsters are a pest species of the Russian steppes that almost started World War 3 when they caused a near famine across the Warsaw Pact in 1986)
Twentysix by twentyfive invents the mottos for Love Heart sweets

 

[TVC]

MB gets most of her jokes from Christmas Crackers and the 1987 Timmy Mallet Annual.