Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

PS built his house from papier mache', corrugated cardboard & sticky back plastic & coloured it in with felt tips ....

It's the most expensive house on the estate.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SteCenturion is somewhat annoyed that he wasn't made privy to the fact that his new house only had an outside loo.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tosh has been eating from the neighbours dog bowl again.

He just cant get enough of those delicious meaty chunks.

 

[Cheddar George]

PS has discovered that he can shave a peach, give it a wax and a polish and then sell it as a nectarine.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ched has been plucking gooseberries and selling them as grapes.

 

[Moon bunny]

Having seen where he obtains them, I am eating no more of Paul's Hazel nuts.

 

[SteCenturion]

Rockaaaay mainly survives on rice & a bit of dried up old fruit .....

his Liberace Risotto is to die for.

 

[accountantpete]

Stefondly fondly remembers going to see Young Boys in the Wankdorf Stadium

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete uses a vernier to ensure that the holes in his Polo mints are all within tolerance.

 

[Moon bunny]

Meanwhile George is using ultrasonics to measure the thickness of butter on his bread.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Moon bunny measures thickness with short planks.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26, you are a funny 'un.

And have a face like a pickled onion.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is the new "and all because the Lady loves Milk Tray" guy - footage shows Paul walking into a shop, money changing hands and him walking out with a box of chocolates.

 

[Moon bunny]

Pete is going to be busy tomorrow, making a tiny top hat for his pet Brazilian wandering spider.

 

[stephec]

Brazillians and spiders, Moon Bunny knows just how to tempt a bloke.