Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

ACP did not lie when he said he was going to Halifax for his holidays. It was his friends' mistake to assume he meant the one in Nova Scotia.

 

[Cheddar George]

When asked if she found Iceland an expensive place to visit Speicher replied ....
...."Not if you take your own carrier bags !"

 

[Speicher]

George has often visited the Biscuit Isles. Getting through Customs with 15kg of discustard creams, chocolate suggestives, and ginger mutts is getting increasingly difficult.

 

[stephec]

When Speicher was told her puns were so terrible they really took the biscuit she was shocked.

Yes you've guessed it, she had trouble trying to digest-it.

 

[Dec66]

stephec uses a Bolt-on instead of a strap-on.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dec66 is having a career change. He is going to be a lion tamer!

He has done all the preparation work... he has a whip (he already had that), a chair and a hat that has "Lion Tamer" on it.

All he needs to do now is find out what a lion is.

Is it similar to a gerbil?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS likes gerbils. On toast with a dash of Worcester sauce.

 

[PaulSecteur]

If 26 were a biscuit he would be a garibaldi.

Dry, little bit fruity.

 

[Speicher]

Paul's real name is Gareth and he is a bit baldy.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Thats something a jammy doger would say.

 

[colly]

Paul is the inventor of the 'soggy biscuit' game

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly invented quadscuits. That's biscuits but burnt twice

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 always says please when buying cheese and bumped into John Cleese that made him sneeze into a bag of peas that he feeds to his fleas that were climbing trees to catch some bees because they have knees which they cool in the breeze but do not freeze when they swing on a trapeze with expertise showing the japanese who are just wannabes but they will sieze your keys and then they tease that they can make cups of teas which gives them the munchies that makes them wheeze when Louise gets her skis and speeds to get gaurantess that she needs from the cherokees who know their A B Cs from their X Y Zees and I cant think of any more words like... these.

 

[stephec]

PS has a story about everyone.

You say the name and he'll rhyme it off the top of his head.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is haunted by the ghost of Shep, the blue peter dog.