Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Paul is a proper toff. He has his gentleman's gentleman to wipe his bum for him.

 

[stephec]

Colly is so posh that when he wipes the toilet paper is so thick he's never once put his finger through.

 

[TVC]

Stephec knows how to get his ring squeeky clean, a Karcher pressure washer.







How he gets his wedding band so dirty is anyone's guess

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is addicted to Parma Violets

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Roses are Red, Violets and Blue. accountantpete is still waiting for his valentine card.

 

[Speicher]

TBT is eating Roses in his garden.






He does not like the coconut ones, and discards the wrappers in the flower beds. Mrs TBT says this undermines the Quality of their Street.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Is Speicher a witch? All that Black Magic is very suggestive.

 

[accountantpete]

26 spat out a coffee Quality Street and is calming down a bit now he's had an after hate mint.

 

[TVC]

Pete has never been surprised by Kinder

 

[Cheddar George]

A Mars a day helps TVC rest and play.

 

[stephec]

Cheddar likes a finger of fudge.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph thinks 26 miles 385 yards is called a Snickers

 

[roadrash]

26x25 wanted to be an astronaught, and will only eat sweets like , milky way and space dust

 

[SteCenturion]

roadrash is really into his extreme outdoor pursuits & is off potholing at Ilfracombe this weekend ...

the council really should fill him in.

 

[accountantpete]

ste insists that a crop circle has spontaneously appeared in his hair and that it is NOT male pattern baldness.