Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

& that's Bab's Cartland's new dog ....

she used to have a Colly.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dame Edna and Lilley Savage. 2 conquest that Ste uses to remind himself not to drink too much in the future.

 

[colly]

Paul..............the savior of, the human ra hay hace

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly is a Chris Moyles fanboy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

In contrast, however, PS is a punkawallah boy

 

[colly]

26 x 25 is a silly fakir.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly is the steamiest and punkiest steampunk!

This is his from his "Popping to Tesco" range...

 

[TVC]

Paul spends all night polishing his helmet.


He's the best turned out pizza delivery moped rider in Redditch.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tvc regulates his temperature by sweating from his ears and has been known to kill ladybirds by telling them depressing stories.

 

[accountantpete]

A small town in Australia is suffering from Hairy Panic - Paul must have just booked into the local hotel.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete knows that his recent standup tour of Australia is the real reason for all that tumbleweed.

 

[Speicher]

Ice Cold in Alex? "How can that be possible?" says Cheddar. "The middle of the Australian bush cannot be that cold".

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher like to play 2 small drums while a room full of people check a sheet of numbers against the numbers another person calls out.

Thats right... shes bingo-bongo.

 

[Speicher]

Paul aspires to be like Crocodile Dundee. Crocodile Dudley does not have quite the same allure.

 

[PaulSecteur]

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you cant not never fool speicher with a double negative.