Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher's Valentine Day card to Ste read:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish I could fart
as loud as you

 

[stephec]

Porton Down once tested AP's farts for potential use in chemical warfare.

 

[accountantpete]

It was Stephec's farts that killed all the rabbits at Watership Down.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Some say that his ear lobes are shaped like an 11 tooth rear sprocket, and others say that he uses GT85 as a deodorant, all we know is he is called accountantpete.

 

[colly]

Paul is the Jeremy Clarkson of Cyclechat

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly still has stabilisers attached

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS needs stabilisers but the doc won't prescribe them.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 - proud to have been voted Jeremy Kyles "Chaviest guest ever".

 

[Cheddar George]

The travel agent suggested that PS might like one of the Greek islands this year.

"Rhodes ! Rhodes !, where we're going we don't need Rhodes !"

That was his reply.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whenever Rhodes is mentioned Cheddar likes to dress up

 

[Cheddar George]

26x25 is known to his friends as "Pink Bob".

 

[stephec]

Cheddar wears his Pink Panther onesie every time he goes shopping.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec looks pretty ...awful... in pink.

 

[colly]

Talking of pink.

Pete taking time out...................

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly thinks that's Barb's pussy (cat).