Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Moonbunny and Roadrash are in cahoots to gang up on me!

Shenanigans!!! I call shenanigans!!!

 

[colly]

Paul is barred from Cahoots after the incident in the gents urinal.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly has the video.

 

[stephec]

26 still hasn't sussed out how his camcorder works, he regularly goes into Boots and asks for the cassette to be developed.

 

[accountantpete]

Boots won't touch stephec's film rolls as the lady film developer is still recovering from shock.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP has been unsuccessful in tracking down a new needle for his gramophone, and is still looking out for somewhere that will do a decent job of re-vulcanising his penny farthings tyres.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul was the man with the Gillette razor in Shaving Private Ryan.

 

[Andy_R]

ap was an extra in "Privates on Parade". At least, that's what he tried to tell the magistrate....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy R like to depress ugly ducklings by telling them...

"Your not going to grow up to be a swan. Do you know what you will grow up to be...? Just an ugly duck!"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS did grow up to be a swan but was still incredibly ugly

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 hisses at people if they get too close.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ap can break a mans arm with his neck.

 

[Speicher]

Paul has a brass neck. It's the only way he can keep his head bolted on so that he does not lose it.

 

[SteCenturion]

PS can break wind in perfect timing to the Dam Busters theme tune.

 

[SteCenturion]

Damn phone signal ....

Speichers surname is Impediment.