Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Ste went to his doctor to get jabs for his future travels.

"Where are you going that needs so many jabs?" asked the doctor.

"Norfolk".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS went to Suffolk once. He was aiming for Norfolk but his compass was upside down he claimed.

 

[SteCenturion]

26x25 always wears a sheath when blowing another guys instrument down at the Jazz Club ....



Yes, he practices Safe Sax.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste wears condoms on his feet, yes, he practices safe socks.

 

[stephec]

Now he's getting a bit porky round the middle PS likes to wear a corset made of condoms for an extra snug fit.

The result: safe sags.

 

[SteCenturion]

Now he's well into his late 50's & having discovered Dad jokes, stephec practices Safe gags.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ste Centurion, Manc Dad Dancing Champion 2015, his kids are soooooo proud of him.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh - the Brunette in Legs and Co.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 decided to try to bring back the mullet hair style. He failed to do his research and went with his gut instinct of using bulldog clips to attach 3 mullet fish to the back of his skull. If the look wasn't bad enough the stink got him arrested... despite shampooing them every day.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

After the blizzard of '96 PS was known as Dan Druff

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 tried to ebay his nipples.

 

[Smithbat]

Paul tried to buy them

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Smithbat won the auction

 

[Smithbat]

26x25 keeps hounding me for them, it is like having a stalker.

 

[TVC]

26x25 keeps hounding me for them, it is like having a stalker.

Smithbat knows exactly who is stalking her on here.