Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

TVC is the master of the double bluff.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When backing a car into a parking space Stephec winds the window down a little and goes...

"Beeb..... Beeb...Beeeeeep....Beeeeeeep...BEEEEEEEEEP!!!"

Just to make nearby people think he can afford parking sensors.

That's quite funny, but not as funny as when he does it out of habit when manoeuvring his bike to lock it up outside Tesco.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

All his friends and relations carry a beeper to cover up PS's apparent attacks of Tourettes.

 

[stephec]

Remember the big whisky bottles from years ago?

26's local has one on the bar as a swear box, just for him.

The rest of the pub use a normal size bottle.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec repeatedly holidays in Tourettes *new resort near Florence*

He likes to stay in F€CK a' Chicken.

 

[Smithbat]

User never ever swears and is as pure as the driven snow.

 

[SteCenturion]

Rocky Mountain doesn't even like Mountains, or even hills ....

in fact he lives on a barge in Argentina


He loves a bit of Argie Bargey.

 

[Smithbat]

SteC says Barrrth and Parrrth and Larrrrff because secretly he wants to talk like me.

 

[SteCenturion]

In a desperate bid to appear more Cosmopolitan @Smithbat has agreed to try a Northern Cocktail ....

The recipe is

2 parts Turps
1 part GT85

& 3 drops of Ronseal Quick Drying Shed Creosote.

Bonne degustation

 

[Smithbat]

SteC, has said cocktail on his kippers (because he is norvern) every morning

 

[SteCenturion]

@Smithbat has just moved to Hartlepool .....

she has written a book about her experience ....

It's called .....








A Rough Guide to the North.



*Sorry Smithbat, it just popped into my head & I couldn't fend off the urge to use it*

 

[stephec]

Ste has written a guide to the dogging spots of Leigh.

He told me it's a good book, at least I think that's what he said.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec has been President of the Swinton Swingers Association for almost 11 years now ....

this despite never having paid any Subs for the last 7.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste has just written an Eastenders storyline invoving Phill and lan going dogging.

He awaits to see if it will penetrate the BBC.

 

[stephec]

When ste is at his club, 'subs,' takes on a whole different meaning, what a gimp.