Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Ste is a funny kid,
He has a face like a dustbin lid.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is a funny 'un.
He has a face like a pickled onion.

........

& a nose like a squashed tomato & he smells of stale P!$$

Oi, you are just jealous!

 

[TVC]

If Doug had the time
He'd make his ditty rhyme
But he doesn't.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC was last seen on a bus gurning at the drivers behind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC was last seen on a bus gurning at the drivers behind.

Paul has lost his mind

 

[stephec]

MDB hopes to find it, to compensate for the one he's never had.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB hopes to find it, to compensate for the one he's never had.

Steph knows that is a lie, and that I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.

Firstly, I don't know where its been, but most importantly, it isn't dirty enough!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB holds the Guiness Book of Records record for swigging the most mind bleach in an hour. And it still didn't work......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That was no record attempt, it was merely the result of accidentally meeting TBT in the toilets at Euston once.

I'm an open minded guy, but even I have limits!

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB - inventor of the jammie dodger sandwich.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB - inventor of the jammie dodger sandwich.

Paul doesn't half enjoy a Party Ring

 

[PaulSecteur]

Doug is more party 7 than 6 pack.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul was, and still is an S Club 7 superfan.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Paul was, and still is an S Club 7 superfan.

...and the super fan club founder was a Mr. M.D. Biker, of craggy island.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of super fans, Paul is also a member of The Wind Turbine Owners Club, and regularly meets up with other like minded people to talk about them.